If you have kids you know what a cold brown is. What I want to know is why do Code Browns ONLY seem to happen when your kid is in the car seat, they are wearing a new outfit, or you JUST arrived to the pool/beach??? It never seems to happen when you are lounging around the house for eight hours straight! lol My now eight month old had one literally as soon as arrived at a restaurant tonight and because it was an older smaller restaurant and they did not have a changing table, it was back to the car we went. Sigh. Murphy’s law I guess. What is the strangest place you ever had to take care of a code brown???